Jaimito Chiste Quotes & Sayings

Did you wake up feeling particularly gay this morning? — Laney Cairo

It is indeed better (as no one ever could deny) that men should be led to worship God by teaching, than that they should be driven to it by fear of punishment or pain; but it does not follow that because the former course produces the better men, therefore those who do not yield to it should be neglected. For many have found advantage (as we have proved, and are daily proving by actual experiment), in being first compelled by fear or pain, so that they might afterwards be influenced by teaching, or might follow out in act what they had already learned in word. — Saint Augustine

My obsession with pineapples nearly drove me mad. I dreamt of the days when I would be grown and able to buy a whole carton for myself alone. Although — Maya Angelou

It's the melody within the heart that helps us to endure. — John McLeod

I accepted an offer to do a concert for the reopening of the Mall of Memphis. — Johnny Rivers

Don't be afraid to discard work you know isn't up to standard. Don't save junk, just because it took you a long time to write it. — David Eddings

Don't draw the line before stupidity. It'll take it as a start. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Come on, I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear. — Charlaine Harris

WISDOM - The ability to accept our limitations and learn from the viewpoints of others — Kamil Ali

I belong therefore I exist. — Debasish Mridha

I can imagine you touching my private parts. With just the thought of you I can't help, but touch myself. — Toni Braxton

The best place to succeed is where you are with what you have. - Charles Schwab — Anonymous