Jack Handy Disneyland Quotes & Sayings

I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, so help me, I'll laugh at myself for being an idiot. There's one thing I do know ... and that is that I love you, Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. Because we're alike. Bad lots, both of us. Selfish and shrewd. But able to look things in the eyes as we call them by their right names. — Margaret Mitchell

For the first three months I knew him, I thought Lassie was Rowan Atkinson. — Shawn Spencer

Sometimes the sound of silence is the most deafening sound of all. — K.L. Toth

In my community there were two groups of people, There were the ones who did not die and the ones who came back to life. — Esther Perel

There are a lot of singers who cannot sing to save their lives. We have to accept it, but thank God there is such a thing as live shows. It's only when people are faced with live shows that the world gets to know how good or how bad they are. — Sonu Nigam

Politics really must be a rotten profession considering what awful moral cowards most politicians become as soon as they get the job. — Martha Gellhorn

Literally anything could happen at any time. It's a miracle each time we survive the day. — J.T. Barnett

It's hard to give a dramatic shape to even the most dramatic life ... you are forced not just into selectivity, but into alteration, distortion and outright lying about what did and didn't happen. — James Toback

You will be raising these kids in your mind your whole life. And they will change you. Your little contribution to it - twenty years from now, they'll be marching off into other things and that's still the legacy you leave. — Bill Ayers