Isildur Meme Quotes & Sayings

I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it. — Patricia C. Wrede

Tendencies. Yougottendencies. Soevenifyoudideverythingoveragain, yourwholelife, yougottendenciestodojustwhatyoudid, alloveragain. -The Sheep Man. — Haruki Murakami

Once upon a time there was a Scottish SAS soldier in Kabul. He met a Soviet Spetsnaz soldier. They were enemies first, then shagged for nine years, fell in love at some stage. Dragons, battles, and damsels in distress in between, until an evil wizard took the Spetsnaz away. The Scot and the damsel battled the vile foes, until the Russian returned, but the evil spell still hat him in its claws. More dragons, battles, knights in not-so shiny armour later, the spell got broken, the Princes got reunited, and our Russian and Scotsman kind of lived happily ever after. (Dan) — Aleksandr Voinov

You look like you're thinking some pretty deep thoughts there," he said. "Just pondering the little mysteries," I said. "Why are we here; where do we go when we die; am I really the only one who believes the Kardashians are a clear sign of the end times? — Jen Blood

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back. — Kurt Vonnegut

I'm having fun and I'm not even trying to do much. Everything is coming together. — Johan Santana

Ten percent of American businesses disappear every year ... It's far higher than the failure rate of, say, Americans. Ten percent of Americans don't disappear every year. Which leads us to conclude American businesses fail faster than Americans, and therefore American businesses are evolving faster than Americans. — Tim Harford

Cam was filled with the rage of a man unable to rescue his lady, even though she was only debatably in danger. — Eloisa James

Training a dog, to me, is on a par with learning to dance with my wife or teaching my son to ski. These are fun things we do together. If anyone even talks about dominating the dog or hurting him or fighting him or punishing him, don't go there. — Ian Dunbar

If he had a little more brains he would be a half-wit. — Barbara W. Tuchman

Forget Halloween - Halloween to me is like every day. It's a lifestyle. — Tom Savini

Life is not short or long, it lies in a moment, for a moment and by the moment. — Santosh Kalwar

On no further occasion present a flag or medal to an Indian. — Zebulon Pike

In conclusion, it appears that nothing can be more improving to a young naturalist, than a journey in distant countries. — Charles Darwin

Everyone's face is a mirror, Dick - endeavor to make them reflect a smile. — Maggie Stiefvater