Isbn 978 1 036462 20 9 Quotes & Sayings

My litmus test of compatibility is 'Tom Cruise.' I hate people who hate Tom Cruise, cultural automatons who at the mention of his name reflexively bridle and say the diminutive thespian and Theta level Scientoligist is 'crazy' and 'a terrible actor'. They hate him because he's easy to hate. They think that despising Tom Cruise's lack of personality and supposed lack of talent is somehow a blow against the bland American Anschluss of the rest of the planet. Tom Cruise may indeed be the Christopher Columbus of the twentieth century, sent off by the kings of Hollywood to prove the new world of International Box Office isn't flat and to find a direct route into the Asian market, but the decline of everything isn't his fault; he's just a cinematic explorer and a damn fine actor. And hating him doesn't make you seditious- it makes you complicit. — Paul Beatty

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17. — Sarah Silverman

Since everyone is worthy of God's love, no one is worthless. From Quotes about God ISBN 978-1-036462-20-9 — The Prophet Of Life

I'd much rather resign than be pushed. — Ian Blair

Jews highly value having an abundance of money for the sake of caring for their families and for helping the needy. — H.W. Charles

Throw not my words away, as many do;They're gold in value, though they're cheap to you. — John Clare