Ippen Hijiri E Quotes & Sayings

Death will come in any case, and there is a long afterwards if the priests are right and nothing to fear if they are wrong. — Graham Greene

So here are some foolproof recipes for those of you who understand the true function of food.
Bean Treat: Gingerly pour four fluid oz of beans or something into a jug. Cry. Eat the beans from the jug and pour the rest from the can down your throat. N.B. These taste better if they belong to somebody else in your house.
Pain au Dunk: Fists of bread, rent from the loaf and dunked into anything runnier than bread. Should eat at least six of these because ... you should. Don't toast the bread. Toast is cookery. — Dylan Moran

A lot of times people feel a little apprehensive about suggesting to actually meet in person. One of the reasons that can be hard is people think they have to propose something super novel. — Sam Yagan

If you reach the age of twenty-five or thirty without knowing how to spell (TOTALLY, not TODILLY), or capitalize in the proper places (White House, not white-house), or write a sentence containing both a noun AND a verb, you're probably never going to know. — Stephen King

Ah, desire. Such a poisonous thing. — Roshani Chokshi

Whenever there's something I don't like about a stranger, I try to imagine that someone out there loves them, and it puts them in a different light. — Lauren DeStefano

You can't look at a glass half full or empty if it's overflowing. — Kanye West

I aim to be pretty - I gave up dressing to be sexy in the eighties. — Sara Blakely