Intoarcerea Lui Quotes & Sayings

To say that a schlemiel is a luckless person is to touch only the negative side. It is the schlemiel's avocation and profession to miss out on things, to muff opportunities, to be persistently, organically, preposterously and ingeniously out of place. A hungry schlemiel dreams of a plate of hot soup, and hasn't a spoon. — Maurice Samuel

It's a big enough umbrella, but it's always me that ends up getting wet. — Sting

But then again (and this is one of my main complaints about the human consciousness): once you think a thought it is extremely difficult to unthank it. — John Green

The guy ... " She stops to take a breath. "In this book ... " We all wait for her to calm down. "Came in his pants while they were dry humping!" "How awkward," Jake states. Logan watches her with amusement in his eyes. "What the hell do you read, girl?" She shakes her head and wipes her eyes. "Oh man, that was good. — Jay McLean

If you let me teach you not to end a sentence with a preposition, Edgar thought, I will save your life. — Don DeLillo