Intelligent Short Funny Quotes & Sayings

Not to sound too deep or weird, but I think that the times when you really appreciate surfing are the times you're really sort of becoming one with nature. Surfing's as raw of a sport as it gets. — Kelly Slater

Everything is perfect and nothing is permanent. — Dharma Mittra

It was an old, old, old, old lady,
And a boy who was half-past three;
And the way they played together
Was beautiful to see. — Henry Cuyler Bunner

My parents split up, and a lot of things going on in the outside world made me want to immerse myself in an alternative world. — Mariella Frostrup

I get to hang out with people I think are awesome, and do work I think is awesome. It's really cool. — Harold Perrineau

Growing old is God's privilege to you ... you only can be compared to any antique and old wine ... antiques are expensive and old wines taste best ... above all, it beats the alternative
DYING YOUNG. So cheer up and be grateful that God is giving you that privilege. — Peekey

The only imaginative fiction being written today is income tax returns. — Herman Wouk

Shed the past, forget the future, and fall into the moment feet first. — Gabrielle Roth