Jacquelyn Ayres Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By Jacquelyn Ayres
She had be by the balls - literally had her fingers wrapped around my balls! Her hand fit them good, Mitch!" I can hear desire in his voice. "At times it was a little painful, I have to admit, but my balls were made to fit in her palm. Mitch, "he says, all too seriously, "I have found the keeper of my balls, Mitch. I'm ready to hand them over. — Jacquelyn Ayres
How lucky am I to be blessed with such a loving family? You and Lindsay are my greatest life's work and I am proud artist. — Jacquelyn Ayres
Find your fucking balls, Mitch, and reattach them! — Jacquelyn Ayres
Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them. — Jacquelyn Ayres
Sadly, I have to admit, my timing sucks. Not the best - or most romantic - idea to tell your woman "I love you" for the first time whilst impaling the crap out of her. — Jacquelyn Ayres
All of that happiness was overwhelming the shit out of you! You must feel better now that you're a miserable fucking prick again. — Jacquelyn Ayres