Intelligent Jokes Quotes & Sayings

I went to the Performing Arts School and studied classical ballet. That attitude is something that's put into your head. You are never thin enough. — Carmen Electra

A husband and wife found themselves in love with each other for the first time after twenty-seven years of marriage. — Honore De Balzac

I am edgy, raw, offensive, vulgar, untruthful, but intelligent. My jokes are always realistic. I do not make fun of children or people who cannot fight back. That is my limitation. — Vir Das

Everyone seems to think I'm very ladylike. That I'm very cultured and intelligent. I drink alot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the F-word. I've told a few dirty jokes. I arm-wrestle. — Helena Bonham Carter

His mastery of the hard-luck story was of a kind never achieved by persons not wholly concentrated on themselves. — Anthony Powell

You don't know what order with freedom means! You only know what revolt against oppression is! You don't know that the rod, discipline, violence, the state and government can only be sustained because of you and because of your lack of socially creative powers that develop order within liberty! — Gustav Landauer

(1) what process innovations had actually occurred? — Anonymous

I'm pretty sure I've fictionalized how great living alone is. — Colleen Hoover