Inmemoriam Verses Quotes & Sayings

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee

Even at seventy-four, with a limp from a hip replacement, Margaret could still enter a room and fill it like perfume. — Sarah Addison Allen

The crowning feature of the federal system is the supremacy of the judiciary over all other branches of government in matters relating to the rights of persons and property. — Charles A. Beard

Which is worse? Loving someone and not being able to be with them or not loving someone and having to be with them. — Donna Lynn Hope

the less you know the less lies you will tell — James Hadley Chase

I feel very fortunate that I was raised in a multicultural family, and it came through food. — Marcus Samuelsson

Life is a force in its own right. It is a new element. And it has altered the Earth. It covers Earth like a skin. — Frans Lanting

She cares as much for him as for a piece of orange-peel - not more. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

If you don't have paying customers, you have a hobby. — Miles Anthony Smith

Stick in and do my best. — Rhona Cameron

It took me 10 years to write a story that pleased me - that I could look at after it was published and not cringe. — Ben Fountain

Frank Ocean is our modern-day Marvin Gaye. In our house, we have nothing but respect for him. — Neneh Cherry

Lex was about to ask what in the dickens that was supposed to mean, but then Uncle Mort nodded at Wicket in a secretive manner, which roughly translated as 'Screw you and your curiosities, Lex. We're telling you NOTHING. — Gina Damico

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes. — Alan Coren

It's not that I'm vain; I simply thought I had plenty of time, so I told Vivian I'd be ready to go in a few minutes. — Nicholas Sparks