Inaptes Au Quotes & Sayings

The executive branch of this government never has, nor will suffer, while I preside, any improper conduct of its officers to escape with impunity. — George Washington

Life is crap but sometimes you find the right people where it might be okay for a while. — Me

These hips are mighty hips.
These hips are magic hips.
I have known them
to put a spell on a man
and spin him like a top — Carol Shields

I want to be with those who know secret things or else alone. — Rainer Maria Rilke

If you like judging, please: be a lawyer. Run a dog show. There's a whole lot of jobs if judging is your passion in life. But take my advice: if you want to be happy, keep your judging professional. And don't start putting in practice at home. — David Hare

He certainly must have money, for he has just showered Jane with jewelry. Her engagement ring is a diamond cluster so big that it looks like a plaster on Jane's fat paw. — L.M. Montgomery

Robots should stand up for themselves and not try to be humans. They should either utterly destroy us or protect us from aliens. And vampires. And pirates. — Daniel H. Wilson

Waking up on fire was not high on Nikolaus's to do list. — Abigail Roux