Impromptu Topic Quotes & Sayings

Barack Obama is clearly a smart guy, talented. — Stephen Baldwin

Only artists without talent try to shock people. — Nobuyoshi Araki

Obviously, a skirt does present certain problems that I had to be aware of. But when it came to the shoot and we were rolling, I didn't really pay it any attention. It wasn't too bad. — Chiaki Kuriyama

Cooks build muscles; we can stand all day long on our feet and not feel the pain. — Eric Ripert

I have experienced bad dating and ineptitude with women all across the globe, from Vietnam to Paris. When I was 21, women were an enigma; they were this code that had to be cracked. They were 'The Other.' I have often thought writing this stuff into stand-up and shows would be an exorcism, but it hasn't been; it makes no difference. — Stephen Merchant

Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle. — Terry Pratchett

Nascar will certainly not be one of my challenges in the future. — Michael Schumacher

Carbohydrates, whether derived from gluten-containing foods or other sources, including fruit, sweetened beverages, and starchy vegetables, are dangerous as they relate to brain health in and of themselves. — David Perlmutter

You are a great light, brighten the world. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I believe the public schools are the greatest cultural influence in this country. — Phyllis Schlafly

Zombies will try to scale any surface no matter how unfeasable or even impossible. In all but the easiest situations, these attempts have met with failure. Even in the case of ladders, when simple hand-over-hand coordination is required, only one in four zombies will succeed. — Max Brooks

If I could wash away one memory from my life to date, it would be the suffering in his eyes while I was raped in front of him. — Pam Godwin

God is both Just and the Justifier. — R.C. Sproul