Imma Change Quotes & Sayings

The usual masculine dissillusionment is discovering that a woman has a brain — Margaret Mitchell

I cannot stress enough the perils of your friends marrying or becoming court inventors. One day you are all a society of outlaws, adventurous comrades and companions who will be pushing off somewhere or other when things become tiresome; you have all the world to choose from, just by looking at the map ... And then, suddenly, they're not interested any more. They want to keep warm. They're afraid of rain. They start collecting big things that can't fit in a rucksack. They talk only of small things. They don't like to make sudden decisions and do something contrariwise. Formerly they hoisted sail; now they carpenter little shelves for porcelain mugs. — Tove Jansson

He would have been half-hanged, taken down alive, castrated, his genitals stuffed in his mouth, his stomach slit open, and his intestines taken out and burnt, and his carcase chopped into four quarters. — John Broadbent

By keeping her heart protected, she'll never ever feel rejected. — Kelly Clarkson

Baby wee is good because it's pure, doesn't contain toxins and doesn't smell, — Vitali Klitschko

The sense of being led by an unseen hand which takes mine, while another hand reaches ahead and prepares the way, grows upon me daily. — Frank Laubach

Walking in the dark, seeing lovers do their thing. That's the time, I feel like making love to you. — Roberta Flack

The film is better for me than the sitcom. But the sitcom is like much more practical approach, if I may say that, because of the cost. Everything costs money, a lot of people don't realize that. — Tommy Wiseau