Im A Dog Quotes & Sayings

I loafe and invite my soul. — Walt Whitman

Second rule of the bush. Never get too close to anything that has offspring.
What's the first rule?
Food runs. If you don't want to be food, don't run. — Deanna Raybourn

But oh! the Latin!-Madame, you can really have no idea of what a mess it is. The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin. Lucky dogs! they already knew in their cradles the nouns ending in im. I on the contrary had to learn it by heart, in the sweat of my brow ... — Heinrich Heine

Every girl wanna hold my chain when I f#%k their brains out on the Mustang — Simon Rex

Awright - take 'im." He did not look down at the dog at all. He lay back on his bunk and crossed his arms behind his head and stared at the ceiling. From — John Steinbeck

The more profoundly we study this wonderful book [the Bible], and the more closely we observe its divine precept, the better citizens we will become and the higher will be our destiny as a nation. — William McKinley

But if you say that we should not educate children who have come into our state for no other reason than they've been brought there by no fault of their own, I don't think you have a heart. We need to be educating these children, because they will become a drag on our society. — Rick Perry

Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road. — Dave Cook

Jay Z got Cano a big raise, but he got him an extra 30-day vacation
and it's called October, — Pete Rose

Chicago keeps getting all these complete games. Im expecting 50 cent hot dogs. — Mitch Albom

In my own case, my folks didn't actually object to comics, as many parents did, but they pretty much felt the things were a waste of time. — Michael Dirda