Iiioi Quotes & Sayings

With acting, it [auditioning] is very frustrating. I'm not very good at auditions. Sometimes I audition for a role and I'm like, I'd be really funny in that role, but I'm not good at auditions so I guess I'm not getting that role. It's a very frustrating job. — Jim Jefferies

To a mind of sufficient intellectual power, the whole of mathematics would appear trivial, as trivial as the statement that a four-footed animal is an animal. — Bertrand Russell

You got me sitting on the shelf, while you're out bewitching someone else. — Jimi Hendrix

Some men are born sodomites, some achieve sodomy, and some have sodomy thrust upon them ... — Aleister Crowley

The wind shifts like this:
Like a human without illusions,
Who still feels irrational things within her. — Wallace Stevens

Uh, Miss, you have second and third degree burns that need treatment,"he said.
"They'll be okay. I'll just use concealer for a while. — Cinda Williams Chima