I Hate Studying Funny Quotes & Sayings

You guys are lucky, cuz in Europe, like you can show boobs on TV and like in magazines and what not. We're Americans so the slightest, the slightest glimpse of a nipple will ... — Mark Hoppus

Wherefore art thou, Romeo? — William Shakespeare

The most incredible thing about being a parent is seeing your own personality come out in your children. — Anonymous

Already this sun was pouring its wrath into the blue Indian ocean where swordfish and marlin cruised like silver-blue attenuated warheads in their green-gold depths... — Mike Bond

The Hamas organization is explicitly dedicated to the destruction of Israel. That is not a rhetorical gimmick; it is its declared unwavering primary goal. — James Howard Kunstler

It's amazing the stupid things I say sometimes. I mean, you could start an entire branch of scientific research about the stuff I say that gets proved wrong while I'm still busy saying it. — Tad Williams

Simultaneously I am myself, the child I was, the old man I will be. — Peter Matthiessen

Go somewhere or go nowhere, the choice is yours. — Steven Cuoco

I think everything's fair in art and how you perceive a character. — Juan Pablo Di Pace

But my favorite band is Curbside Life, out of Chicago. — Augusten Burroughs

Nature has not placed us in an inferior rank to men, no more than the females of other animals, where we see no distinction of capacity, though I am persuaded if there was a commonwealth of rational horses ... it would be an established maxim amongst them that a mare could not be taught to pace. — Mary Wortley Montagu

People say, 'Surely there's the right reasons for going to war?' And my perspective is, 'Surely there's a better way of asking that question?' — Russell Crowe

I was down in Tampa and it just wasn't a good setup for me, all things considered. But it also gave me the opportunity to get out of there and kind of start over. The Giants, fortunately for me, gave me the opportunity, another shot. I'm just trying to make the most of it. — Pat Burrell

When my parents met, my mother was a waitress and my father was a dockyard worker. They were part of that post-war better-yourself generation, so they both went to night school. — Alison Owen