Famous Quotes & Sayings

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes & Sayings

Enjoy reading and share 20 famous quotes about I Am Surrounded By Idiots with everyone.

Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Google+ Pinterest Share on Linkedin

Top I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Lisa Kleypas

I know. But I hate weddings."
"Because of Darcy?"
"Because a wedding is a ceremony where a symbolic virgin surrounded by women in ugly dresses marries a hungover groom accompanied by
friends he hasn't seen in years but made them show up anyway. After that, there's a reception where the guests are held hostage for two hours with
nothing to eat except lukewarm chicken winglets or those weird coated almonds, and the DJ tries to brainwash everyone into doing the electric
slide and the Macarena, which some drunk idiots always go for. The only good part about a wedding is the free booze."
"Can you say that again?" Sam asked. "Because I might want to write it down and use it as part of my speech. — Lisa Kleypas

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Erica Sehyun Song

Lucille, please make them go away!" she moaned, her voice muffled.
"Do you think I am a divine being sent from the celestial realm to guard you from the harsh punishment of rousing from your slumber?"
"Is that a yes?"
"I am surrounded by idiots. — Erica Sehyun Song

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Cathy Guisewite

Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I specifically asked be kept last year?? Where's the monthly check summary? And who's been stuffing Visa receipts in the aluminum foil drawer??!! How embarrassing. I'm surrounded by idiots and I'm the only one in the office. — Cathy Guisewite

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Chelsea Ballinger

I've been surrounded by nitwits my entire life. — Chelsea Ballinger

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Laura Donnelly

I was watching the Danish version of 'The Killing' when I got the audition for 'The Fall,' and I loved it; it was so original. I approached 'The Fall' with that in mind. I'd no problem with the violence - it was very clear from the script how horrifying the crimes were and that had to be shown, without going to extremes. — Laura Donnelly

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Ricky Gervais

If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses. — Ricky Gervais

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Phil Spector

don't touch my stuff — Phil Spector

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Roddy Doyle

My parents were sixty years married. — Roddy Doyle

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Robin Sacredfire

Billionaires rather not have friends than being surrounded by idiots. — Robin Sacredfire

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Mike Myers

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots? — Mike Myers

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Aaron Douglas

'Star Trek' put sci-fi on the map and changed television, and 'Battlestar' has changed it in another direction by making it a little more mainstream and acceptable to people who wouldn't normally watch sci-fi. — Aaron Douglas

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Samuel Johnson

A lexicographer, a writer of dictionaries, a harmless drudge. — Samuel Johnson

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Cassandra Clare

I wish I could have your bright outlook on life, but unfortunately I cannot help looking around at the world and noticing that we are surrounded by idiots. — Cassandra Clare

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita

Do not wait to know you are drying before you start living. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Christine Zolendz

Do I have to get diapers?" he asked.
"Why, did Kade shit himself?" she laughed.
Dylan huffed loudly. Eyebrows knitted together, "DO I NEED TO GET BOTTLES?"
Jen rolled her eyes and shook her head as if he were crazy, "Don't you think it's too early to start drinking? You just got up ... "
"IS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR OVEN?"
"I'M NOT BAKING ANYTHING, YOU MORON! WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?"
My God, you have surrounded me with idiots. — Christine Zolendz

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Megan Fox

I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange. — Megan Fox

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Randa Abdel-Fattah

One of the first serious attempts I made to write a novel was when I was in Grade 6 and I had read 'Matilda.' I wrote my own version and my teacher had it bound and permitted me to read it to the class - cementing my love of reading, writing and Roald Dahl! — Randa Abdel-Fattah

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Robert J. Crane

It was easier to be a leader when you weren't surrounded by total idiots. — Robert J. Crane

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Dallin H. Oaks

When all other hope is gone, our Father in Heaven provides the Lamb of God, and we are saved by his sacrifice. — Dallin H. Oaks

I Am Surrounded By Idiots Quotes By Stuart MacBride

Finnie kicked a packet of washing powder. "Why am I surrounded by morons? Did I tick the wrong bloody box for room service? I wanted scrambled eggs on toast, but they delivered a family-sized bag of idiots! — Stuart MacBride