Hunkload Quotes & Sayings

What the fuck everlasting?! — Goldy Moldavsky

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. — Bernard M. Baruch

Oh, God, I'm going to be a hundred and sixty with a flower on my ass. — Kim Harrison

I do believe that God has his hands on me and that he has work for me to do. — Billy Preston

I needed a beer. There was no beer. And why was there no beer at this weekly poker game? Because the dude bringing it was late. I'm pretty sure that somewhere written in the guy code of life was a rule that stated, "He who brings the beer shows up on time." Clearly this guy needed a class on guy code. — Cambria Hebert

What if I wrenched the steering wheel hard to the right and we went crashing into those mist-shrouded trees? Hell, Jane's hunkload of men would probably appear from nowhere to rescue us, throwing themselves in front of the car to protect my beautiful friend. — Tabi Wollstonecraft