Humurous Quoteous Quotes & Sayings

Though I should have known better, I had to ask. "What is furniture disease?"
She looked at me like I had the IQ of a grape. "It's when your chest falls into your drawers. Get ready for it, honey, because with that rack of yours, you'll be using them as knee pads before you know it. — Annelise Ryan

I choose to fill my days with what I'm passionate about, and live with purpose. — Ann Curry

The full life is filled with vulnerability, not defense. You face whatever feeling there is. — Virginia Satir

A genuine work of art usually displeases at first sight, as it suggests a deficiency in the spectator. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Unlike sitting at a computer screen, printing is very direct and hands-on. — Christian Marclay

This world belongs to our future generations, so we have to take utmost care of it. — Debasish Mridha

You'll come back . . . won't you, Kirito? — Reki Kawahara

To hurry through the rise and fall of a fine, full sentence is like defying the role of time in human life. — Kenneth Clark

There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. — Mark Twain

In my personal life, I really like the look of vests. I wear fitted, business ones, and perfectly preppy sweater vests that I can knit myself. — Hannah Kearney

There is an inexorable correlation between leadership and change. — Andy Stanley

It is all for naught, if not for love. — Molly Friedenfeld

Again and again, when Westerners are perceived as denigrating Muhammad, the Koran, or Islam, Islamists demonstrate, riot or kill. — Daniel Pipes

It deals with that most terrible and harrowing experience in life - trying to remember an address which somebody told you but you didn't write down. — Douglas Adams