Humorous Crafty Quotes & Sayings

Ability for stupendous toil is lodged in every human spirit, a grand gift from the God of nature; but only the persevering worker knows what this latent power is able to achieve. — Elias Lyman Magoon

Ben's chances in the campaign. — Terri Blackstock

The one self-knowledge worth having is to know one's own mind. — F.H. Bradley

When I joined the band, being that I was going to take this up as a profession, I realized that there were no two finer guitar players in the world that I'd rather play with. — Michael Davis

Our creator is the same and never changes despite the names given Him by people here and in all parts of the world. Even if we gave Him no name at all, He would still be there, within us, waiting to give us good on this earth. — George Washington Carver

Emblazoned across the back was THE AMAZING STRONG-GIRL OF SWANSEA! — Ransom Riggs

Whatever you do not employ, you forfeit. — Jim Rohn

Everybody wants to play his natural position and play every day, but in the world of professional sports that's not always possible. — Brian Roberts

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro. — Billy Crystal

Speech is such definite thing ... Maybe it's a matter if sincerity. I'm never that certain of anything I feel about a person, and talking about it simplifies it all so brutally. It's easier to keep quiet. To act what you feel. Actions are softer. They can be interpreted in lots of different ways, and emotions should be interpreted in lots of different ways. — Andrew McGahan

Creation has the truth written all over it - the age of the universe, the history of the world - but nine-tenths of mankind either don't know it or think it's a sham, because it isn't what their book or their prophet says, and it isn't cozy or manipulable enough. — Sheri S. Tepper

After the briskness of loving, loving stops. And you roll over with death stretched out alongside you like a feather boa, or a snake, light as air, and you ... you don't even ask for anything or try to say something to him because it's obviously your own damn fault. You haven't been able to- to what? To open your heart. You open your legs but can't, or don't dare anymore, to open your heart. — Susan Minot

Monogamy is a tricky thing. I don't think it's for everyone, but I've chosen that life, and there's no question in my relationship. — Joanna Garcia

Now, however, I see the folly of attempting to hitch one's wagon to a star with a harness that does not belong to it. — Helen Keller

But certainly not everyday you can find someone who wants to have a monogamous relationship — Emily Giffin