Humorless Thesaurus Quotes & Sayings

Women are the ones with the cojones," said Paco as he made a bowl of guacamole. "We guys like to think we're the ones, but we're wrong. — Cheryl Strayed

The sun and the air are God's free gifts to all, we say; but are they so? In yonder city's dingy alleys the sun shines not, and the air is foul. Oh, man, how dost thou forget and obstruct thy brother man, and say, "Give us this day our daily bread," when he has none! Oh, would that men would leave the city, its splendour and its tumult and its gold, and return to wood and field and simple, honest living! Then would their children grow stately as noble trees, and their thoughts sweet and pure as wayside flowers. — Helen Keller

No longer possessed by possessions, we may become open enough to become possessed by God. — David Adam

But we live in a karaoke society... Many people feel they have to dance to someone else's tune, to sing someone else's song. — Francis Dewar

I still write the same way and have the same perspective. — Kenneth Edmonds

So when we start talking about the state and all those that are so important and engaged and supportive around Florida, we've gotten overwhelming support, and it's so exciting. — Katherine Harris

Wow, son. You're mad retarded."
David whipped his head around and pinned my brother with a lethal glare. "Don't say that word."
"Sorry." Raymond kept staring at me. "You're mad special ed."
David scoffed, and I burst out laughing. — Santino Hassell

With the right attitude, human beings can move mountains. With the wrong attitude, they can be crushed by the smallest grain of sand. — Jim Rohn