Humorists List Quotes & Sayings

Nothing improves your confidence and brings a team together more than winning a cup. — Gary Neville

All this emphasis on youth - I don't buy it. Listen, I know what a misery being young can be, so don't tell me it's so great. All these kids who came to me with their struggles, their strife, their feelings of inadequacy, their sense that life was miserable, so bad they wanted to kill themselves ... and in addition to all the miseries, the young are not wise. They have very little understanding about life. Who wants to live everyday when you don't know what's going on? When people are manipulating you, telling you to buy this perfume and you'll be beautiful, or this pair of jeans and you'll be sexy - and you believe them! It's such nonsense. — Morrie Schwartz.

If happiness always depended on what we had, then the richest would always be Glad, not Sad.-RVM — R.v.m.

It is a maxim, that those, to whom everybody allows the second place, have an undoubted title to the first. — Jonathan Swift

Happiness is being at peace with yourself while the self is united with a larger order of things. — Henryk Skolimowski

You got me floatin' across and through
You make me float right on up to you
The only thing I need to get me there
Is to hear you laugh without a care — Jimi Hendrix