Humor Ish Quotes & Sayings

Do what you believe in and believe in what you do. The rest is a waste of time and energy. — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

Self-governed nations do not fill their neighbor states with spies — Henry Kissinger

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash

Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat! — Regina Griffin

As an actress, or actr-ish, I'm jealous of everyone, regardless of gender or age. Sometimes parents will ask me how they go about getting their kids into acting, and my first thought is never, Oh, how cute!

It's always, Fuck your kid! I will fucking cut your kid! If they think they are just gonna waltz into a business that has bled my soul dry for over a decade and snag an NCIS: Los Angeles guest spot out from under me, they are gonna have to pry it out of my cold dead hands! — Jenny Mollen

Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial light. — Regina Griffin

Ish #303 It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating. — Regina Griffin

So I started shoveling Bob's driveway, which is a strange thing to do at a New Years Eve Party — Stephen Chbosky

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

I love crafting. Knitting, decoupage, scrapbooking, any "lady-ish" art form, I'm a fan. For about six months each. Then I shove all the supplies in a closet, alongside the skeletons of long dead New Year's resolutions, like saber fencing, playing the ukulele, and Japanese brush painting. — Felicia Day

Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker. — Regina Griffin

He laughed, tried to make it into a cough, inhaled at exactly the wrong moment, and then really did cough. — Robin McKinley

To hatch a crow, a black rainbow
Bent in emptiness
over emptiness
But flying — Ted Hughes

That night Lymond, too, broke free from the prison he had made for himself. He drank of intent, until one by one the barriers crumbled and let run loose all those qualities he possessed, like Alkibaides, of a tarnished and insolent profusion, to set alight in his fellow-men that killing flame of excitement, of passion, of pleasure. — Dorothy Dunnett

Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Regina Griffin