Hsamuel Quotes & Sayings

A cat met up with a big male rat in the attic and chased him into a corner. The rat, trembling, said, 'Please don't eat me, Mr. Cat. I have to go back to my family. I have hungry children waiting for me. Please let me go.' The cat said, 'Don't worry, I won't eat you. To tell you the truth, I can't say this too loudly, but I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat any meat. You were lucky to run into me.' The rat said, 'Oh, what a wonderful day! What a lucky rat I am to meet up with a vegetarian cat!' But the very next second, the cat pounced on the rat, held him down with his claws, and sank his sharp teeth into the rat's throat. With his last, painful breath, the rat asked him, 'But Mr. Cat, didn't you say you're a vegetarian and don't eat any meat? Were you lying to me?' The cat licked his chops and said, 'True, I don't eat meat. That was no lie. I'm going to take you home in my mouth and trade you for lettuce.' — Haruki Murakami

What's the best thing you can do for your writing? Construct a boring life. — Dorothy Allison

He developed several hobbies that helped him to pass the time. — Kurt Vonnegut

The right way to play golf is to go up and hit the bloody thing. — George Duncan

You can like an immoral character because she's interesting, not because you want to have her over for dinner. — Gillian Flynn

How we need another soul to cling to, another body to keep us warm. To rest and trust; to give your soul in confidence: I need this, I need someone to pour myself into. — Sylvia Plath

I can sue you for harassment".
"Lets play that fucking game." Lo replies "lets see whose lawyers are better. I'm a goddamn Hale. My family eats shitty fucks like you for brunch. Don't you ever force yourself on a girl ever again — Krista Ritchie

I wish my brain had an off switch. Maybe that way I could get some sleep. — Christy Hall

Now that I could not go back I was not sure, after all, that I wished to go forward. It was a miserable sensation. — Anna Freeman

I think, when someone say, "When did you feel like an actor?" it's those moments when I feel like, "I'm an actor, wow." That's an extraordinary moment for me. So it's not like I walk around going, "I'm an actor." — Jake Gyllenhaal

Minimalism is the new extra mile. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Id like to do an action film or a dark sort of independent piece. — Devon Sawa

The reason I make art is because I get to make a choice about who I am, what I do, and what I put out into the world, the footsteps I leave behind. — Ben Sollee

You moved too much like a hunter, padding silently next to the row of plastic plants as you made your line toward me. — Lucy Christopher

The greatest scientific discovery was the discovery of ignorance. Once humans realised how little they knew about the world, they suddenly had a very good reason to seek new knowledge, which opened up the scientific road to progress. — Yuval Noah Harari