Howitzers Of 1867 Quotes & Sayings

His whole relationship with Gretchen was one long postcoital illusion — Chelsea Cain

Be what you are; it is better that way.
--Dolph — Piers Anthony

When a guy fell from the sky, you can hope that he's a fallen angel or something equally sexy as that. But when you're in an underground train station and being chased by hidious vampires and some strange guy just randomly fell to your body, that is not sexy at all. — Rea Lidde

Just because Galileo was a heretic doesn't make every heretic a Galileo. — Jay Griffiths

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. — Tommy Cooper

When the mind has attained to that state when it identifies itself with the internal impression of the object, leaving the external, and when, by long practice, that is retained by the mind and the mind can get into that state in a moment, that is Samyama. — Swami Vivekananda

We drink the can, not the beverage. — Seth Godin

Happiness, though an indefinite concept, is the goal of all rational beings — Immanuel Kant

My goal is to go home and take a nap. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Actors, who relate their woes in many clever sentences and with much waving of hands and rolling of eyes - they should be made to ride in the cars for passengers with heavy loads, to learn that a slightly bent hand can hold in it the misery of all time, and that the quiver of an eyelid can be more moving than a whole evening full of crocodile tears. — Joseph Roth

Aaaand, that's assault and battery, Pia muttered.
Did officials in another country have the legal authority to throw the head of an Elder demesne in jail? — Thea Harrison

Boning is a pain, but it makes such a majestic chicken. — Daniel Boulud

Nick: My second point is the same one Larry made about the Judge. The Adversary is not going to expect us to send a retarded person as a spy. — Stephen King

Some persons like to give others lightning and storm for their own profit, while there are also people that like the sun see shining for every one, without thinking.
Jan Jansen — Jan Jansen

TRUST RESULTS FROM MERIT AND ACCOUNTABILITY — Miguel Reynolds Brandao