Hotline Bling Funny Quotes & Sayings

Labour leaders lead us all, though we know they bleed us all. Cheer our new Decline and Fall, Gibbon might have dreamed it all. — Noel Coward

I can paint pictures, but I cannot rule men. — Fra Angelico

If I don't practice the way I should, then I won't play the way that I know I can. — Ivan Lendl

But I don't necessarily define my faith by going to church every Sunday. — Miley Cyrus

While there exist many cultures and sub-cultures on Earth, they all can be understood by a simple equation. The males will do whatever it takes to acquire physical intimacy from the females. In cultures where the females require education, career, and a house, the men work to acquire those things. In cultures where the women require bravado, pride, and a propensity for violence, the men acquire those traits. And in cultures where the females require nothing, the men do that, too. The fact that many females give away sex for free then wonder why the men in their lives do not show more ambition has been submitted as evidence in Alliance court that humans lack sufficient intelligence to be considered sentient. — Aaron Lee Yeager

A page is turning for me. I won't be candidate in legislative elections, nor in any elections to come. — Nicolas Sarkozy

Van Gogh cut off his ear
gave it to a
prostitute
who flung it away in
extreme
disgust.
Van, whores don't want
ears
they want
money.
I guess that's why you were
such a great
painter: you
didn't understand
much
else. — Charles Bukowski

It has been said that metaphysics is the finding of bad reasons for what we believe upon instinct. — W. Somerset Maugham

We have allowed corporations to decide the fate of the cities. We hardly speak of democratic development. — Glenn Ford

What an antithetical mind! - tenderness, roughness - delicacy, coarseness - sentiment, sensuality - soaring and groveling, dirt and deity - all mixed up in that one compound of inspired clay! — Lord Byron

She's cool in bed, as she ought to be, cuz Ethyl's dead. — Alice Cooper

'Poltergeist' terrifies me! When the little girl Carol Anne is talking to the TV, I get shivers every time. — Willow Shields

Well, you know, there's depression and depression. What I mean by depression in my own case is that depression isn't just the blues. It's not just like I have a hangover in the weekend ... the girl didn't show up or something like that. It isn't that. It's not really depression, it's a kind of mental violence which stops you from functioning properly from one moment to the next. You lose something somewhere and suddenly you're gripped by a kind of angst of the heart and of the spirit ... — Leonard Cohen