Horus Heresy Funny Quotes & Sayings

The real trick is to stay alive as long as you live. — Ann Landers

This isn't normal. This isn't how normal people think.
Fuck off, world- what the hell is normal anyway? — Elizabeth Haynes

Salt is like good-humor, and nearly every thing is better for a pinch of it. — Louisa May Alcott

Explorers like to pretend that they are a select breed of people with iron nerve and an ability to endure terrible hardship. — Tahir Shah

I am passionate about football. My support for Celtic FC has got me through some hard times in my life. I still play regularly, too. — Rod Stewart

Seen from the United States or Europe, Iran's nuclear program often causes most concern, but from the perspective of countries in the Asia-Pacific region, the North Korean program is equally worrying. — Yukiya Amano

I don't go for girls who have beach blond hair, that stereotypical girl thing. But, you know, whatever comes around. — Callan McAuliffe

I don't believe in God. I know God! Once you know someone, believing is no longer a concern. — Wm. Paul Young

I have faith in human beings. I struggle with that faith. — Julianna Baggott

Do I want the man who holds me together or the man who gives me permission to break? — Lexi Ryan

It is such an innocent, intuitively discerning mind that helps make the Eastern guru and the Desert Abba "master". Where intimate Source radiates among non-Christians then surely we must be dealing with the "other sheep" manifesting the cosmic Christ. — Tilden Edwards

Thursdays provided a clear example of how idle many Trailblazer workers were. Around one o'clock on Thursdays SAIC provided trays of cookies in a lunchroom that was located behind the wall of my cubicle. Normally everyone waited to get an email saying that the cookies had been delivered before heading to the lunchroom but, toward the end of the program, a line started forming. At first people lined up at five to one, then at ten to one and then at a quarter to one. It didn't matter that the cookies were extremely sugary supermarket cookies-the cookies were the highlight of many people's day. The line became so long and started so early that the Program Manager sent out an email stating that if the practice of lining up early didn't stop the delivery of cookies would. — Greg Hansen