Homer Goes Back To College Quotes & Sayings

You're no better. Playing dress-up like you know right from wrong. Who made you the fucking hero?

I did. — J.D. Cunegan

To preserve the freedom of the human mind then and freedom of the press, every spirit should be ready to devote itself to martyrdom; for as long as we may think as we will, and speak as we think, the condition of man will proceed in improvement — Thomas Jefferson

Once I am dead, there will be no lack of pious hands to throw me over the railing; my grave will be the fathomless air; my body will sink endlessly and decay and dissolve in the wind generated by the fall, which is infinite. — Jorge Luis Borges

this duel! Have these people no feeling, or honor? Knowing — Leo Tolstoy

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal. — Bill Watterson

If the devil cannot keep you from being saved, if next he fails to make you backslide, then he undertakes to keep you just an average Christian. Here he succeeds with most believers. — Vance Havner

I am so grateful for all the love and support I've had from people around the world. — Katy Perry

I think I am a product of my mother's sensibilities and my mother's values. There has been lots of battling and lots of love and it's never an easy road for us. But in the deepest recesses, I do have my mother's values. — Cher