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Homer Funny Quotes By Moby

I like to quote Homer Simpson: 'I'm like a chocoholic except for alcohol.' I come from a long line of alcoholics. It's funny because when I first started making records, I was at the tail end of a period of sobriety, so I somehow got this reputation as Captain Sober. — Moby

Homer Funny Quotes By Homer

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! — Homer

Homer Funny Quotes By Homer

When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off! — Homer

Homer Funny Quotes By Homer

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

Homer Funny Quotes By Homer

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. — Homer

Homer Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500. — Jerry Coleman

Homer Funny Quotes By Homer

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow — Homer

Homer Funny Quotes By Homer

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God. — Homer

Homer Funny Quotes By Matt Groening

The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore. — Matt Groening

Homer Funny Quotes By Homer

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is
and it's me. — Homer

Homer Funny Quotes By Homer

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. — Homer

Homer Funny Quotes By Homer

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. — Homer

Homer Funny Quotes By Homer

The strong must protect the sweet. — Homer

Homer Funny Quotes By Homer

Homer no function beer well without. — Homer

Homer Funny Quotes By Homer

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. — Homer