Homer And Marge Quotes & Sayings

Playing for someone else's crowd is always difficult for any band. — Jerry Cantrell

We repeat again: strength of character does not consist solely in having powerful feelings, but in maintaining one's balance in spite of them. Even with the violence of emotion, judgment and principle must still function like a ship's compass, which records the slightest variations however rough the sea. — Carl Von Clausewitz

I was nothing to them.
Just a toy, like Suit said. And they were like a bunch of bratty rich kids who knew that every toy was replaceable. — Skye Callahan

Loneliness is just a passing disillusion we can conquer by acknowledging those around us. — Jenny Cutler Lopez

Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson? — Matt Groening

And if I catch him staring at your ass one more time, I'm going to punch him in the face. — Samantha Wayland

Doesn't matter if you fail to succeed. What matters is, if you fail to try. — Harsh Malik

My eyes are bloodshot. I look at my face and I think that I had someone who loved this face. And now he's gone. And now no one loves my face anymore. — Taylor Jenkins Reid

Santa's Little Helper
Isn't it ironic that Homer calls his pet
the same name Marge calls his penis? — Beryl Dov

Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family. — Homer

Once the seed of love peneterates deep down and takes its root, it cannot be blown away, even by the immortal gusts of wind! — Supriya Kaur Dhaliwal

A whole generation was raised to learn about comedy from 'The Simpsons.' To get to be in a booth with Homer and Marge and be in Springfield - it was unimaginable the emotions that I felt. — Jonah Hill

AOL Instant Messenger was a big thing back in the day, where girls would get on it and make fun of me. There was a certain girl, and she wanted to make me feel bad. — Brittany Snow

Authority: The skill of getting people to willingly do your will, because of your personal influence. — James Hunter

If men stopped making fools of themselves in front of women, I'm 80% sure the planet would cease to spin on its axis. — Rhys