Quotes & Sayings About Hockey Goalies

Only a goalie can appreciate what a goalie goes through. — Jacques Plante

I've told you guys before, goalies don't think. — Chris Osgood

In hockey, nearly everyone plays with a partner. The offense forward line is made up of a left wing, a center, and a right wing. The defense skates in pairs. Only the goalie is alone and he's always weird. Always.

Kenny Simms, who graduated last year, was one of the greatest goalies at Briar and probably the reason we won three Frozen Fours in a row, but that guy had the strangest fucking habits. He talked to himself more than he talked to anyone else, sat in the back of the bus, preferred to eat alone. On the rare occasion that he came out with us, he'd argue the entire time. I once got into it with him over whether there was too much technology available to children. We argued about that topic for the entire three hours we were knocking back beers at the bar.

Sabrina reminds me of Simms. — Elle Kennedy

Back in the NBA's pre-mask era, ballers with busted noses or orbital bones had two unappealing options: Sit out and heal, or strap on a Michael Myers-looking opaque face shield closely related to that worn by hockey goalies. — Brendan I. Koerner

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie. — Brett Hull

The goal is too small and the goalies are too big. — Scotty Bowman

When I look at the net I don't see a goalie. — Pavel Bure

Doing a good impression of a backup goalie the last few weeks. — Roberto Luongo

I don't fear stopping a 100 mph slap shot. I fear not stopping it! — Roberto Luongo