Hitchhiker's Guide Vogon Quotes & Sayings

Almost any decent cook will make food by eye and taste. Virtually all of my family cooked that way. — Steve Albini

The rates of venereal disease soared and the 82nd Airborne opened a medically certified brothel in Trapani under a supervising officer soon known as the Madam; — Rick Atkinson

Fine wits destroy themselves with their own plots, in meddling with great affairs of state. — John Selden

I did not succeed in life by intelligence. I succeeded because I have a long attention span. — Charlie Munger

I admire Brad Pitt, honestly, just because of how he started and the obstacles he had to overcome to have the career that he's had. — Shemar Moore

Roger, listening intently, couldn't keep from asking a question at this point.
Is it true Colonel Stark said 'Don't fire till you see the whites of their eyes?'
Lee coughed discreetly.
Well sir. I couldn't say for sure as no one said that, but I didn't hear it myself. Mind, I DID hear one colonel call out, 'Any whoreson fool wastes his powder afore the bastards are close enough to kill is gonna get his musket shoved up his arse butt-first! — Diana Gabaldon

But Fazire didn't do exactly what she said.
He did make her perfect.
He made her bright and funny and very, very
talented.
He made her sweet and thoughtful and very,
very caring.
He made her generous and kind and very, very
loving
He decided not to make her beautiful, at least
not at first, because she should know humility
and not grow up with conceit.
Though, she would become a beauty, a splendid
beauty beyond compare.
Just ... later. — Kristen Ashley

Creating and producing creative work, to me, those are all happy accidents. — Jim Lee

If someone wants to do drugs ... as long as he or she isn't corrupting minors or driving under the influence or endangering others, shouldn't a person have that right? — Brad Pitt

The future's another country, man ... And I still ain't got a passport. — Zadie Smith

I still contend that Shakespeare is a dirty old man. — Stephanie Riggs

Be compassionate ... and take responsibility for each other. If we only learned those lessons, this world would be a better place. — Mitch Albom