Hilarious Spring Forward Quotes & Sayings

My parents' generation's benchmark was simple: Fat Equals Bad. — Arabella Weir

One of the funniest lines in my show was written for me by Alan Bursky. I really want to learn this routine! — Lance Burton

As I see it, in other words, God acts in history and in your and my brief histories not as the puppeteer who sets the scene and works the strings but rather as the great director who no matter what role fate casts us in conveys to us somehow from the wings, if we have our eyes, ears, hearts open and sometimes even if we don't, how we can play those roles in a way to enrich and ennoble and hallow the whole vast drama of things including our own small but crucial parts in it. — Frederick Buechner

Cut the Wings of your Hens and Hopes, lest they lead you a weary Dance after them. — Benjamin Franklin

When negative feelings are suppressed positive feelings become suppressed as well, and love dies. — John Gray

In the EU, we agree that the pressures causing migration must be reduced. — Wolfgang Schauble

She wanted to build a better world. So why did so many others want to keep it just the same? — Kameron Hurley

I just knew I would be a writer. It just seemed the only sensible thing to do. — Jane Gardam

Thinking and spoken discourse are the same thing, except that what we call thinking is, precisely, the inward dialogue carried on by the mind with itself without spoken sound. — Plato

Marx saw exploitation in terms of the rewards of human labor, but we can see it in terms of all the values of our society. — Charles A. Reich

Git'er Done
They beat their swords upon their shields
To no beast or man would they yield — Muse

In this is love, not that we loved God but that He loved us and sent His Son to be the propitiation for our sins. Beloved, if God so loved us, we also ought to love one another. — John The Apostle