Hilarious Offshore Quotes & Sayings

But nature is always more subtle, more intricate, more elegant than what we are able to imagine. — Carl Sagan

Nine out of ten adult Americans have a checking account. It's the most widely used financial services product in the United States. — Carolyn Maloney

The man who perceives life only with his eye, his ear, his hand, and his tongue, is but little higher than the ox or an intelligent dog; but he who has imagination sees things around and above him, as the angels see them. — Henry Ward Beecher

I never made it to the school choir because the music teacher didn't like my voice. I was pretty sad. But he was probably right; I did have a voice a bit like a goat, but my dad told me to never give up and to keep going, and it's paid off. — Shakira

What light is to the outer physical world intellect is to the inner world of consciousness. For intellect is related to the will, and thus also to the organism which is nothing other than will regarded objectively, in the approximate same way as light is to a combustible body and the oxygen in combination with which it ignites. — Arthur Schopenhauer

If there is anything which it is the duty of the whole people to never entrust to any hands but their own, that thing is the preservation and perpetuity of their own liberties and institutions. — Abraham Lincoln

Shane often grounds and fetters me, in more ways than one, but there are moments when he gives me wings and allows me to soar in his air stream. Such moments are exhilarating and though rare are worth waiting for. — Gillibran Brown

He felt like a bottle that is being slowly filled with warm, dirty warter. — Nathanael West

We can see now that we Americans were caught unprepared, because we were ordinary human beings, following the best advice we had at the time. No one would have guessed in 1941 that we would be attacked in such an unsportsmanlike manner as we were. No one could have visualized Pearl Harbor, either out there or in Washington. But if we had known then what we know now, we would have expected an attack in 1941. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

I like my country, but I don't think like an Italian. It's a complex, complicated difficult country to make things happen in. — Lapo Elkann

All of Iraq's oil fields are under U.S. control which is ironic considering all the gas stations here are run by Middle Easterners. — Jay Leno

There is no marriage, yet, for human beings and animals. I never thought that I would fall in love like this with a cat. — Karl Lagerfeld

I have an insatiable desire to be the center of attention. — Howie Mandel