Hilarious Ironic Quotes & Sayings

Songs seem to live in the soul even when everything else leaves — Ella Frank

(Australia. The only continent designed with a difficulty rating of "ha ha fuck you no.") — Seanan McGuire

Learn the rules, and then forget them. — Matsuo Basho

Guston tacked toward celebrating the crap of life not for its own ironic sake, but as the ever-present still life that surrounds the embarrassingly, even tragically human. No Duchampian object is ever tragic. Many if not most of Guston's objects, even the most hilarious, are. — Ross Feld

There are few things more discomfiting than a spontaneous outburst of genuine decency from someone you're determined to dislike for no good reason. — Gregory David Roberts

[T]here [is] no limit to what might not be achieved by an alliance between an imperial monarchy and revelations, if truly believed to be heaven-sent, of a prophet. — Tom Holland

You cannot kill an ideology with a bullet. You can only kill it with a better idea. — Queen Rania Of Jordan

Believe it or don't believe it, Madame. But my feet are tired too. Bloody tired. Like a dead man's. — Jessie Burton

I might be 'Candid Camera's number one fan. — Michael Carbonaro

23 Whatever you do, do it enthusiastically, as something done for the Lord and not for men, — Anonymous

Liverpool will think 'we could have won this 2-2' — Ron Atkinson