Hilarious Contradicting Quotes & Sayings

I always keep my temper with my enemies, and that inclines me to lose it with my friends. — Willa Gibbs

In the area of radical youth culture nothing sells as well as well-packaged and politically correct rebellion against a world that is ruled by political correctness and in which everything is packaged to be sold. — Victor Pelevin

I never had to choose a subject - my subject rather chose me. — Ernest Hemingway,

Now that I'm on top, everyone wants to bring me down. Everyone's trying to tug at me and take my spot. — Justin Bieber

A thrilling story can be dull if told badly, but even the most mundane event can be elevated into a tale of epic scale by a good storyteller. — Johnny Rich