Hilarious Canadian Quotes & Sayings

The country was lumbering towards election day. Strike turned in early on Sunday and watched the day's gaffes, counterclaims and promises being tabulated on his portable TV. There was an air of joylessness in every news report he watched. The national debt was so huge that it was diffcult to comprehend. Cuts were coming, whoever won; deep, painful cuts; and sometimes, with their weasel words, the party leaders reminded Strike of the surgeons who had told him cautiously that he might experience a degree of discomfort; they who would never personally feel the pain that was about to be inflicted. — Robert Galbraith

Skepticism cannot be revolutionary, even though it speaks the language of revolution. — Raymond Aron

I'm not so proud to think that anything is unworthy, and I don't think I was that way 10 years ago. — Thomas Haden Church

Let us throw ourselves into the ocean of His goodness, where every failing will be canceled and anxiety turned into love. — Paul Of The Cross

What could be a more Canadian way to indulge in the national preoccupation with perceptions - honest, hilarious, huffy or high-minded - of this country and its inhabitants? — Norman Angell

Some people just chase the glittery stuff and they have no substance to their life whatsoever. Actually all they really want is power. But they pretend they're interested in enlightenment. — Frederick Lenz

People enjoy the passion of delusions. However, the world is built on a basis that if you free yourself, you find yourself within another illusion. There is always a truth hidden within a truth. It is no different from illusions and deceptions of reality. The question then becomes
how does one become truly free? — Lionel Suggs

Travel Etiquette: When dealing with foreigners, pretend you are Canadian. — Chelsea Handler

The most frustrating thing for me as a singer is that people have pinpointed me as an actress who suddenly woke up one day and decided that I wanted to sing. — Marla Sokoloff

Feel, now let your heart be your light; imagination is your way and bliss is your destination. — Debasish Mridha

The problem with the Tea Party is that it's been used in a way that scares people into supporting an agenda that's counter to their own interests. — Matt Taibbi

Trusting God doesn't alter our circumstances. Perfect trust in Him changes us. — Charles R. Swindoll