Helmsley Quotes & Sayings

I'm a very firm believer that a liar is a cheat and a thief and a crook. I don't like liars. I never lie. I always told my own child, If you murder somebody, tell me. I'll help you hide the body. But don't you lie to me. — Leona Helmsley

Money enhances a man, yes, as beauty enhances a woman. — Leona Helmsley

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. — Leona Helmsley

Sir Helmsley imparted this information in a loud, almost challenging voice, as he always did when he had to communicate anything unexpected or difficult to account for. Explaining was a nuisance, and somewhat of a derogation. He resented anything that made it necessary, and always spoke as if his interlocutor ought to have known beforehand the answer to the questions he was putting. — Edith Wharton

Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley! — Triple H

We don't pay taxes. The little people pay taxes. — Leona Helmsley

A shit show is chaos as religion, because "God is dead." A shit show all by itself is usually a crime. A shit show when put on paper or to music, is no longer whirling, twirling chaos. Then it's art. We can take it on the road, and we can travel with it. Have shit show, will travel. — Fiona Helmsley

I'm starting to mistrust my judgment. — Leona Helmsley

There's nothing deader than a dead love. — Leona Helmsley

I don't hire people who have to be told to be nice. I hire nice people. — Leona Helmsley

X-Pac, I feel terrible that you have to come out here and defend the integrity of a woman who has absolutely none. I mean as far as Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley is concerned the word honor means jump on her and stay on her. Well, let's spell that word H-O-N-O-R. I guess Stephanie is half of that. After all she is a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom feeding trash bog H-O. And no amount of defending will ever, EVER change that! — Chris Jericho

Your first druggy relationship is a rite of passage. A learning experience with a curve. After that one, the next one, if there is a next one, will be a decision. You will know just what you are getting into. — Fiona Helmsley

I thought I wanted to be degraded, but I wanted to be degraded with love. You wanted me to talk during sex and what came out was, "You hate me. — Fiona Helmsley

Say what you will about Leona Helmsley, when it comes to standing trial, she's twice the man Jim Bakker is. — David Letterman

I've always wanted to be the biggest real estate man to come down the pike. — Leona Helmsley

If a woman is successful, she'd better duck, because they'll be out to get her. — Leona Helmsley

You tripped over my baggage, when it could have been easily navigated by more agile feet. — Fiona Helmsley