Haukeness Tax Quotes & Sayings

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. — Albert Einstein

Whatever it is, if you draw, you paint, you're a carpenter, you play football, the more you do it, you're a journalist, the more stories you write, the more people you interview and navigate your way through these different personalities to get your story, the better you're going to get at it. Acting's no different. — Tom Sizemore

Yeah, baby! I didn't get to keep the pink baby doll outfit, but I wish I did because people are always telling me I should wear it. — Cindy Margolis

You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing, windsurfing. Even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows. — Jay Leno

After all, there are other worlds than these and that fuckin train rolls through all of them. — Stephen King

Maybe you don't fall in love. Maybe you jump. — Sarah Addison Allen

Reason is the power or capacity whereby we see or detect logical relationships among propositions. — Alvin Plantinga

We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator ... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke. — Alan King

When I was 15, I came downstairs one morning, picked up mother's newspaper and, oh, what a shock! The Titanic had gone. The 'unsinkable' ship - but it had gone down so simple. — Henry Allingham

There are more gluttons than drunkards in hell. — Austin O'Malley

When I die, I will return to where I first came from. Back to the stars. — Amani Abbas

Bitterness does not pay. Certain things have happened to all of us in the past and it is for us to forget those and to look to the future. — Susan Williams

Every Warrior of the Light has suffered for the most trivial of reasons. — Paulo Coelho