Jerry Smith Quotes & Sayings

Safety isn't expensive, its priceless. — Jerry Smith

I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind. — Jerry Smith

Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure. — Jerry Smith

I shop like a bull - I charge everything! — Jerry Smith

Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive. — Jerry Smith

A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe'en! — Jerry Smith

Don't learn safety by accident. — Jerry Smith

Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons. — Jerry Smith

If you don't think it's safe, it probably isn't. — Jerry Smith

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future's veil and show, What fate now holds for you? — Jerry Smith

To play with ten players for over half of the match is never going to be easy against anybody, particularly on their home field. But I thought the team adjusted fairly well and at times we looked really good with only ten players. Still, it's a win, and it's a win for the Rivalry Series and I'm happy about that. — Jerry Smith

Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need. — Jerry Smith

Children are for people who can't have dogs. — Jerry Smith

There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love! — Jerry Smith

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color! — Jerry Smith

Working safely is like breathing - if you don't, you die. — Jerry Smith

A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level. — Jerry Smith