Hate My Inlaws Quotes & Sayings

The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time. — Catfish Hunter

I thought I might teach philosophy but the atmosphere of a college faculty repelled me; the few islands of greatness seemed to be washed by seas of pettiness and mediocrity. — I. F. Stone

Many never become sweet; they rot even in the summer. It is cowardice that holdeth them fast to their branches. — Friedrich Nietzsche

We censure others but as they disagree from that humor which we fancy laudable in ourselves, and commend others but for that wherein they seem to quadrate and consent with us. — Thomas Browne

I certainly don't know if you could claim that every theft is wrong, but I'll prove to you that every theft is forbidden, by simply locking you up. — Karel Capek

I see wrinkles and lines, and wear glasses to read, which I hate. But I am in a better place in my body than I used to be. — Bonnie Langford

When you have a full and eager heart in you, you must not go to a man whose heart is empty and weak. — Kate Elliott

I AM homesick after mine own kind,
Oh I know that there are folk about me,
friendly faces,
But I am homesick after mine own kind. — Ezra Pound

It starts here. From its field of roses, the Dark Tower cries out in its beast's voice. Time is a face on the water. — Stephen King

No burglar wastes his time burgling authors. — P.G. Wodehouse