Harry Telford Quotes & Sayings

It's a little bit of sweetness for those that can't get enough of the big blue aliens! Happy — Ruby Dixon

Having a mental illness is like riding a really fast merry-go-round that never stops. There's no escape. You're stuck. But once in a while, you can give the operator some good drugs and he'll slow it down a little; just enough for you to see the trees and the normal people as they stroll by. But that ride operator needs to be supplied often. And sometimes, like any typical junkie, he's just plain unreliable. He stops showing up and you're spinning again. You can't see clearly. — Cassia Leo

Change is not threatening. — Steve Wynn

Writing fiction is not a profession that leaves one well-disposed toward reading fiction. One starts out loving books and stories, and then one becomes jaded and increasingly hard to please. I read less and less fiction these days, finding the buzz and the joy I used to get from fiction in ever stranger works of non-fiction, or poetry. — Neil Gaiman

My grandmother's last act on earth was a call for forgiveness, love, and tolerance. — Sherman Alexie

Take a good look at yourself before you criticise another, for what you see wrong in them, will also be a lesson for you. — Leon Brown

That's the nice thing about doing stand-up. There's no development, you just go out there and get an immediate response as to whether something is good or bad. Getting a laugh is the best measure of how well you're doing. — Paul Reiser

My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone. — Damien Fahey

Our epoch is a time of tragic collision between matter and spirit and of the downfall of the purely material world view. — Wassily Kandinsky

Look, how come he showed up now? When you have other fairies in the woods? And does that sound crazy when you say it out loud, or what? — Charlaine Harris

Blessed be the stone masons, for they shall lay bricks of gold on the streets of heaven for their wives to walk upon. Blessed are the sowers and harvesters, for they shall live again in the Garden of Eden. Blessed are the bartenders, for Jesus will serve them. Blessed are the prostitutes, for Jesus will embrace them. Woe unto the pastors who preach hate, for they shall live in eternal hate. Woe unto the pastors who become brutes, for their flocks shall be scattered. Woe unto the Inquisitors, for Jesus will inquire unto them. — Randy Attwood