Harper Lees Quotes & Sayings

After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow. It's a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating. — Chelsea Handler

I renounce all satanic assignments that are directed toward me and my ministry, and I cancel every curse that Satan and his workers have put on me ... I reject all other blood sacrifices whereby Satan may claim ownership of me. — Neil T. Anderson

They were involved in that awkward procedure of getting to unknow each other. — John Irving

When I was a kid, I played the piano for six years, and all my family are musicians. — Tina Maze

Part of me wanted to give him a piece of my mind. He didn't get it as a whole, so I will keep my peace. — Amanda Mosher

A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen. — Edward De Bono

We are pushed forward by the social forces, reluctant and stumbling, our faces over our shoulders, clutching at every relic of the past as we are forced along; still adoring whatever is behind us. We insist upon worshipping 'the God of our fathers.' Why not the God of our children? Does eternity only stretch one way? — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Otter! Otter! Otter!
Don't lead cows to slaughter!
I love you, and I know
I should've told you soon-a
But you didn't buy the dolphin-safe tuna! — T.J. Klune

The history of Christianity, therefore, must be of concern to all who are interested in the record of man and particularly to all who seek to understand the contemporary human scene. — Kenneth Scott Latourette

Here even the various mind-pleasing blossoming flowers, and attractive shining supreme golden houses, have no inherently existent maker at all. They are set up through the power of thought. Through the power of conceptuality the world is established — Gautama Buddha

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it — Jimmy Carr

No one ever lost his honor, except he who had it not. — Publilius Syrus

I don't know if music has ever achieved anything past appealing to the people that it appeals to. If a song could stop a war, then Bob Marley and Bob Dylan songs would have stopped one or two. — Henry Rollins

The people I work with are like family. I don't mean this in a nice way. — Gina Barreca