Happy Birthday Jennifer Quotes & Sayings

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame. — Sam Ewing

My uncle killed by sniper in WW2. We were taught snipers were cowards. Will shoot you in the back. Snipers aren't heroes. And invaders are worse. — Michael Moore

I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do. — Drew Carey

Being in a band didn't buy me my beans on toast! — Alex Kapranos

I was very excited to meet Amanda Seyfried. She is one of the most humbling human beings you will ever meet. She deserves success. — Cory Hardrict

You don't say words like 'gig', lady."
"My man's a biker. Shit rubs off. — Kristen Ashley

Good cops make their bosses look good, and Hector was a one-man beauty school. — Edward Conlon

One is never deceived; one deceives oneself. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

If V'lane were a signpost, it would read Abandon All Personal Will, Ye Who Tread Here. — Karen Marie Moning

He loves me recklessly, to the missuse of everything else in his life. — C.D. Reiss