Happy 8th Birthday With Unicorns Quotes & Sayings

If you didn't turn on me then, when you had plenty of reason to, I trust that you won't do it now, ring or no ring. I married you, Karissa, because I love you. Nothing more, nothing less.
As many times as he's said those words ... I love you ... it still makes my stomach flutter to hear them come from him. — J.M. Darhower

People often say that when couples are married for a long time, they start to look alike. I don't believe that. But I do believe their sentences start to look alike. — David Levithan

And I, unfortunately, have been to too many disasters as president. — George W. Bush

I'm a poetry-skipper myself. I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country - make it any other two persons. This doesn't mean that I hate poetry. I don't feel that strongly about it. It only means that those who wish to communicate with me by means of the written word must do so in prose. — Will Cuppy

I know, I say, after he says, This is hard, for the third time. This is what happens when you have a TRM, I tell him. You make a mess. It's okay. You just have to try harder next time.
I am trying hard, Dad says.
I know. You get a sticker.
Thank you.
Okay. You get another sticker for being polite. — Kathryn Erskine

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding. — Jerry Coleman

Government can take your money at gunpoint; businesses have to persuade you. — Bill Whittle

I want to get to know a woman before I take them out on a date or anything like that. — Ryan Lochte

Wild roses are fairest, and nature a better gardener than art. — Louisa May Alcott

They are suspicious of humanism, nervous about too much style, and wary of public celebrations of the personal. — Sara Levine

My backup plan is to challenge Bearbreaker to single combat, defeat him, become Queen of the Zerkers and spend the rest of my life riding a giant motorcycle over frozen tundra. — D.D. Barant

If you can call it talking, these clipped whispers, projected through the funnels of our white wings. It's more like a telegram, a verbal semaphore. Amputated speech. — Margaret Atwood

You don't become a success when you get your diploma, you became a success when you decided to go to college when you get your diploma you get the rewards of success. — John C. Maxwell

I retire with a smile on my face, in good health, and ready to spend autumns at my kids' games instead of my own. I'm excited to start the next chapter of my life. — Drew Bledsoe