Hap Insurance Quotes & Sayings

It was suggested that I take a recording test. I passed, was liked and, well, you know the rest of the story. — Johnny Kidd

We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all. — Sinclair Lewis

I will never be able to create a budget from scratch with the amount of time that I have, but my instructions remain the same: Give me a budget that has no new revenue. — Christine Gregoire

The tragedy of bold, forthright, industrious people is that they act so continuously without much thinking, that it becomes dry and empty. — Brenda Ueland

I think we really almost burnt ourselves out on one record. — Shannon Hoon

Raphael shrugged away the facad of humanity that he wore like a cloak, releasing the bonds that kept his power concealed and let if low out of him like a river of molten silver. It warmed his veins and sped the pumping of his heart, pushing his lungs to expand more fully with every breath. It was a heady rush that had his lips drawing back in a vicious smile of pure exhilaration, his fangs emerging from his gums as he became the purest form of what he was ... Vampire. — D.B. Reynolds

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell. — Adam Carolla