Hamernicks Quotes & Sayings

The President of the Galaxy had arrived. He waited for the applause to die down, then raised his hand in greeting. "Hi," he said. A government spider sidled up to him and attempted to press a copy of his prepared speech into his hands. Pages three to seven of the original version were at the moment floating soggily on the Damogran Sea some five miles out from the bay. Pages one and two had been salvaged by a Damogran Frond Crested Eagle and had already become incorporated into an extraordinary new form of nest which the eagle had invented. — Douglas Adams

Where I come from, when a Catholic marries a Lutheran it is considered the first step on the road to Minneapolis. — Garrison Keillor

I used to murder people for money, but these days it's more of a survival technique. — Jennifer Estep

But a hero should be somebody who can lift up other people with his courage and dedication. — Michael Phelps

Robie slept soundly after killing five men. — David Baldacci

COLORED LIGHTS FROM BLAZE'S truck streaked through the night and the sound of the siren pierced the air. I couldn't help wondering if stealth on our part might have been a better way to go. Why does law enforcement always have to warn the world they are coming? Doesn't that give the bad guys time to pack up and mosey out? — Deb Baker

I wanted so badly to study ballet, but it was really all about wearing the tutu. — Elle Macpherson

The only important elements in any society are the artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning the society's values, can force it to change. — Samuel R. Delany

When I was about 8 or 9, I lived in New Jersey with my mother and we were seven deep in one bedroom and sometimes we didn't have electricity. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.