Halvard Quotes & Sayings

Another night then,' Mom said. 'Maybe on the weekend we can have a barbecue and invite your sister.'
'Or,' I said turning to Rafe, 'if you want to skip the whole awkward meet-the-family social event you could just submit your life story including your view on politics religion and every social issue imaginable along with anything else you think they might need to conduct a thorough background check.'
Mom sighed. 'I really don't know why we even bother trying to be subtle around you.'
'Neither do I. It's not like he isn't going to realize he's being vetted as daughter-dating material.'
Rafe grinned. 'So we are dating.'
'No. You have to pass the parental exam first. It'll take you awhile to compile the data. They'd like it in triplicate.' I turned to my parents. 'We have Kenjii. We have my cell phone. Since we aren't yet officially dating I'm sure you'll agree that's all the protection we need.'
Dad choked on his coffee. — Kelley Armstrong

What is a political party but a conspiracy? — Gore Vidal

I love to get a massage but I'm quite a baby with it. I don't like them too hard or anyone walking on me or anything. When it's good, it's the best thing ever. When it's bad, it's an hour of absolute agony. — Lara Stone

Beware of anything that competes with your loyalty to Jesus Christ ... — Oswald Chambers

A man who has been shot at is a new realist, and what do you say to a realist when the war is a war of ideals? — Michael Shaara

With a little more tweaking, we could make orange juice in the orange without any packaging or processing. — Homaro Cantu

Our desire is the warmth in our life, it's not a blanket. — Greg Plitt

The first gold medal we had won for the Soviet Union. This one we won for each other. — Ekaterina Gordeeva

To retrieve the past is no great effort, when the events to be recalled are so firmly imprinted on the mind. It is existence in the present, the bleak wreckage and residue of what has gone before, that is so burdensome. — K.W. Jeter