Hairstylists Quotes & Sayings

Life is like a bad haircut. At first it looks awful, then you kind of get used to it, and before you know it, it it grows out and you gotta get another haircut that maybe won't be so bad, unless of course you keep going to SuperClips, where the hairstylists are so terrible they oughta be using safety scissors, and when they're done you look like your head got caught in a ceiling fan. So life goes on, good haircut, bad haircut, until finally you go bald, and it don't matter no more.
I told this wisdom to my mother, and she said I oughta put it in a book, then burn it. Some people just can't appreciate the profound. — Neal Shusterman

The Blessed Virgin used me like a broom, and then put me back in my place. — Bernadette Soubirous

Directed By: Peter Jackson Starring: Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Viggo Mortensen — Jamerson INC

I've always thought that bartenders and hairstylists would be great interrogators because all day long they have to listen to people talk. They could probably make some fugitive spill the beans. — Joelle Carter

Good hairstylists never die. Vidal Sassoon and Paul Mitchell will always live on. — John Paul DeJoria

My parents are both scientists, and I was raised without god. — Sheila Heti

Calamity was ordained for man. — Bill Vaughan

Adolescence is usually typified by an unanswerable combination of innocence and insolence. — Alice Thomas Ellis