Quotes & Sayings About Hairballs

I would kiss you, cat," Puck said as we crowded through the doorway, "if we weren't in such a hurry. Also, the hairballs could be unpleasant. — Julie Kagawa

Slipknot sounds like Tre choking on a hairball. — Billie Joe Armstrong

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl. — Cheshire Cat

Relax. This isn't the scary part yet."
"Mmm, not helpful."
"Try to think about puppies," he suggested. "No wait, not puppies. Think about kittens. Demons don't eat kittens. Too many hairballs."
"Hey, maybe we could try not talking for a while. — Cecily White

Those who lack a sense of humor are destined to be life's hacked up hairballs. — S.A. Garcia

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball. — Stephanie Miller

Through neglect, ignorance, or inability, the new intellectual Borgias cram hairballs down our throats and refuse us the convulsion that could make us well. They have forgotten, if they ever knew, the ancient knowledge that only by being truly sick can one regain health. Even beasts know when it is good and proper to throw up. Teach me how to be sick then, in the right time and place, so that I may again walk in the fields and with the wise and smiling dogs know enough to chew sweet grass. — Ray Bradbury